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Christmas in Brooklyn

My most acclaimed series on Fanfiction.Net, worth a read even if you're not a die-hard fan of the show. A supernatural-esque Christmas tale with ghosts, long-lost loves, cigarettes and Japanese grandmothers.

Part One: Canada

Part Two: Vermont

Part Three: The Sunset Arms

Part Four: PS-118

Part Five: Waltz #2

Part Six: Violins


After graduation, Helga spends her last night at home with Arnold. This is the best Hey, Arnold fic I've written, in my opinion. I thought Helga was pretty in-character, and I still like the bit about the pigeon documentary . . . ;)

" This town is a song about you . . ."

New! Art inspired by the story, drawn by DrkDarkage. Thanks for the beautiful picture!

She's Killed Again!

Something I'm currantly working on - darker than the other fics I've done in this fandom, but more light-hearted, too, if that makes sense. Its a dark comedy about Arnold and Phoebe as FBI agents, Helga as a cold-blooded femme fatale, Curly as a loveable hit man, and Rhonda as a movie-star, megalomaniac, and damsel-in-distress.

Part One: Crime Scenes


My outright humor section - so far it only contains 'An Inverse Ode to Sid's Nose', my poetic rant against that sexually explicit hot dog on Sid's face.

An Inverse Ode to Sid's Nose

Hey, Arnold! is property of Craig Bartlett and Nickelodeon. All other materials copyright Mena R. Baines, 2001. Song credits